• Sue Cramer

Just for fun!


so here’s some quotes from Steven Wright that make me laugh:

OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink? When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.

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